Source: moshi-kun
if the word gif has taught you anything it’s that English is a language of exceptions.
So, I’d be exceptionally happy if you all just shut the fuck up about it because really, I mean, it doesn’t matter.
Selling pictures is way more fun than I thought it would be.
being friends with Becky has perks, like having her send you cat-faces and getting pics of her booty for free.
do you like to write? do you like music?
then for the love of pete, help me run tuneage by doing both!
email me: thefwarg at gmail, if you’re interested
Lol Les Mis boobs. HAHAHA
I like this reply best because it’s like you thought it through and realized how extra funny it was
CHAD MICHAELS, THE GREATEST CHER IMPERSONATOR EVER TO WALK THE EARTH
Source: lipsyncforyourlife
whether-which replied to your post: rip all my texts
:(
at first I was all stoic about it but I am actually really missing them.
ganitsirk replied to your post: sleep study prep:
the worst part for me was when the told me i’d have to sleep on my back. i can only fall asleep in 1 position that is not it.
I was “too still” in the night so I had to be told over an intercom to shift my position.
xhourspass replied to your photo: Oliver has decided to pass out under my chest.
boobs. daaaamn.
I should probably reevaluate my tumblr value system.
jvke replied to your photo: Oliver has decided to pass out under my chest.
fwoob
there’s boob, bralette AND a puppy. it’s the fwarg dream.
Where do white girls even get headdresses?
I mean… is there just like a Racist Surplus store?
…I mean, Urban Outfitters?
(via marfmellow)
Source: sonic-hip-attack
My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.
Source: ikenbot
Q:Mwah and pastime!
Three people I’d like to kiss
CHEEK BISOUS TO ALL MY TUMBLR LADY BBIES
Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.
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I literally thought of two off the top of my head but they’re so embarrassing. And incredibly personal.
I pick my nose sometimes, okay. I’m sorry, but I do.



