You guyssss I’m having a boy !! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
yes. good. I am a great and amusing drunk.
kiss-distinctly-american started following you
“So embarrassing when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you so you wave but the abyss was staring at the dude behind you.”
“I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there.”
it’s official. my life is too boring, I’ve run out of things to snapchat.
look, I know I don’t get all fall crazy on this blog but understand straight up that the hours from midnight on October 31st to 11:59pm on November 1st are my favorite of the year.
8bit cyclops pirate fwarg for the season
I’m giving it a 50/50 shot
just realized I have a holy grail product I’ve failed to mention to you guys.